Wine Wipes : for people with red teeth!
August 4, 2009
I occasionally suffer from red teeth when I drink red wine - I have no idea why it happens to some people and not to others.
I remember asking the question a while ago and got some sarky replies here.
Well it seems there is a solution - albeit a rather metro one.
“Whether you call it tannin teeth, or wine tattoo everyone from the daintiest drinkers to the most serious slurpers all fall victim to the unattractive dark film that red wine leaves on your smile.
Wine that wine off your smile with Wine Wipes, a proprietary blend of stain-removing and teeth protecting ingredients that cleans red wine off teeth and neutralizes palate. Just run Wine Wipes over your teeth and mouth, and order another round of red. Cheers!”
You know they are a pretty cool and useful little innovation but come on - do you honestly think I’m going to whip out my mirror and pack of wine wipes at a tasting or at the dinner table/braai!
If you own a pack of these you are officially a wine ponce - rather just smile and celebrate that your teeth are red and the fact that you’re drinking and loving red wine in the first place!

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